Posted by: Jennifer | August 7, 2006

wanted: male thought-process decoder ring

I’m so sick and tired of trying to figure out what is going through The Man’s head. There are days when he is everything that I am looking for — sweet, caring, considerate, supportive, funny, generous. Then there are nights like last night, where by the time he leaves I feel emotionally drained and I have the self-esteem of a flea. I need some sort of decoder ring that I will allow me to access his thoughts before he opens his mouth, so that I can prepare myself for whatever his daily attitude will be like. The alternative is to lock myself up in a loony bin.

I wonder if I could find one on eBay. Hmmm….

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Responses

  1. And they say women are bad. Men can be just as bad or worse some days! lol

  2. Funny how you are looking for such a device. Men have been looking for a machine to find out what women want for decades now. Don’t bother checking ebay because I have and there is nothing close……except one of those mood rings.
    Good Luck


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