Posted by: Jennifer | July 20, 2005

a new enemy

With the problems of world peace and poverty solved, the United States Congress has set its sights on the next enemy of the state: Daylight Savings.

What? That can’t be right.

Do these Congresspeople really think that the answer to their country’s energy crisis is to increase the number of months that fall under Daylight Savings? Do they not realize that the energy that is saved in the evening will be used up in the morning by people who are trying to get to work/school/life in the dark? There’s a reason why April is currently the start of DS — because that’s when the days lengthen enough to make it practical.

But what do I know. I’m just a normal citizen. Who has intelligence.



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