Posted by: Jennifer | May 3, 2005

being a joiner

I’m joining Mac’s Family Dietary Council, a group aimed at condemning those who go against the Bible’s strict teachings and instead choose to gorge themselves on pork. A pox on all of you pork lovers! You will no longer be able to walk amongst us, hidden from view and from scrutiny. We will bring your evilness to the forefront and make examples of you. Children shall fear you and decent, God-fearing people will abstain from your presence. Life will be the way that it should be, the way that the Bible preaches it should be. The world will be right again! insert evil laugh here

Okay, now that that’s out of my system, I’m going for a cold cut sub. Anyone else want one?

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